Hey there, I'm Matthew and I post a bunch about my ocs and other things and I yell about being a dragon a lot

 

http://madeline-j-williams.tumblr.com/post/98186600595/n3ur0ticimpuls3-madeline-j-williams

madeline-j-williams:

n3ur0ticimpuls3:

n3ur0ticimpuls3:

madeline-j-williams:

n3ur0ticimpuls3:

madeline-j-williams:

Good thing my boys look like me. They’re gonna get all the ladies.

Or men or genderfluid chibi thing

True, true. They’re gonna get all the people.

Unless they have my personality.

Then they get none…

That was the case with one of my boyfriends. The other was he liked my boobs

Probably will

Now that I think of that boy…

*shudders*

I uh. Almost hooked up with him recently.

I can get rid of him if you want

http://madeline-j-williams.tumblr.com/post/98186600595/n3ur0ticimpuls3-madeline-j-williams

madeline-j-williams:

n3ur0ticimpuls3:

n3ur0ticimpuls3:

madeline-j-williams:

n3ur0ticimpuls3:

madeline-j-williams:

Good thing my boys look like me. They’re gonna get all the ladies.

Or men or genderfluid chibi thing

True, true. They’re gonna get all the people.

Unless they have my personality.

Then they get none…

That was the case with one of my boyfriends. The other was he liked my boobs

Probably will

Now that I think of that boy…

*shudders*

I uh. Almost hooked up with him recently.

I’m married and my wife has already attempted to kill an ex of mine

And if he’s really bad I can get rid of him

http://madeline-j-williams.tumblr.com/post/98186600595/n3ur0ticimpuls3-madeline-j-williams

n3ur0ticimpuls3:

madeline-j-williams:

n3ur0ticimpuls3:

madeline-j-williams:

Good thing my boys look like me. They’re gonna get all the ladies.

Or men or genderfluid chibi thing

True, true. They’re gonna get all the people.

Unless they have my personality.

Then they get none…

That was the case with one of my boyfriends. The other was he liked my boobs

Probably will

http://madeline-j-williams.tumblr.com/post/98186600595/n3ur0ticimpuls3-madeline-j-williams

n3ur0ticimpuls3:

madeline-j-williams:

n3ur0ticimpuls3:

madeline-j-williams:

Good thing my boys look like me. They’re gonna get all the ladies.

Or men or genderfluid chibi thing

True, true. They’re gonna get all the people.

Unless they have my personality.

Then they get none…

That was the case with one of my boyfriends. The other was he liked my boobs

Probably will

madeline-j-williams:

n3ur0ticimpuls3:

madeline-j-williams:

Good thing my boys look like me. They’re gonna get all the ladies.

Or men or genderfluid chibi thing

True, true. They’re gonna get all the people.

Unless they have my personality.

Then they get none of the people.

I managed to get people even with my personality

Although part of that may be because I apparently have a nice ass

madeline-j-williams:

Good thing my boys look like me. They’re gonna get all the ladies.

Or men or genderfluid chibi thing

bootycap:

imagine a ghost getting brought back to life but they’ve been a ghost for so long that they have trouble adjusting. like, they keep running into walls and doors because they used to be able to just pass through them or they trip down the stairs because they used to float down them and sometimes they trip over their own feet because they forget how to walk all together 

mochifever:

Part 4 of my poop translations! 

some Help from (x) again! Very much useful indeed u w u <3 thank you so much! 

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